burgertv:

if anyone wants to have a butt braille conversation let me know

the-edgar-to-your-hole:

themanwhoknewtoolittle:

Life saving medical advice from Dr. Free.

Please reblog this could save a life

the-edgar-to-your-hole:

themanwhoknewtoolittle:

Life saving medical advice from Dr. Free.

Please reblog this could save a life

jdude000:

OH MY GOD

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Anonymous asked : We had this one rat that out smarted everything. I mean we did every trap you could think of. He even ate poison but still lived. Finally, one day my dad just happened to be in the bathroom and it was in there. He was so fed up that he literally grabbed it with a towel and killed it himself. So gross I know. But we literally were planning on calling a professional exterminator that day. So I would recommend just spending the money on an exterminator. There really is no other option.

Thanks for responding! I believe we have tried calling, to which the exterminator said something along the lines of “clean up your house” or “fix the place where they are entering” my mother has no time to clean the house, and the place where they are entering is going to cost thousands of dollars to fix. I would clean for her, but 1.) I don’t live with her anymore, and 2.) The mess is all of her belongings, which I have no idea to do with. She is a bit of a stickler for getting rid of things, so that makes it difficult for me to help her do any house work other than the basic mopping, sweeping, laundry, dishes, etc.

embraceyourfreak asked : Do you have any pictures of dogs running so fast they look like they're hover-crafts? Love your blog by the way, totally brightens my day!

doublepistolsandawonk:

thecutestofthecute:

ACTIVATING LAUNCH SEQUENCE IN 3.. 2..1

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baelor:

Asami does the ice bucket challenge with Korra (feat. new haircut) on bucket duty but things do not go as planned… ;)

  • written (lol) and drawn/animated by me, background taken from the show
  • korra and asami voice: Taylor
  • mako voice: Jamie
When I was 12 boys slid their hand up my thigh and slapped my butt. I smiled and took it because I didn’t know it was okay to say stop. I didn’t know that I could say no. So, when the principal calls telling me my daughter is suspended for punching a boy who wouldn’t stop touching her, I will cook her favorite meals. When she tells me how she cursed at the boy who wouldn’t move his hands off her knee even though she asked him to, I will smile and pull out her favorite movie to watch together. I will celebrate the fact that she accepts her body as her own and knows she has the right to say no. I never want my daughter to think her body belongs to men, because it is her own and my god should she be proud. I will teach her it’s more than okay to say stop, something I wish I had known when I was that age.
theshoreditchvampire asked : Hi Max, I need a bit of help. I have this character, and all he wants is to have an easy life - I've tried putting him into several different plot situations in my novel attempts, and none of them are right, because he's not interested. However, I need a plot for my story. I can't just write about this guy doing nothing all day, every day, but he won't correspond to any situation I try to put him in; yet he keeps coming back to me through various scenes. Can you advise me at all?

maxkirin:

Hello there, writerly friend~ ♥︎

I think that a lot of people do plotting and they go about it the wrong way. If you have taken a look at my (Strange) Guide To Planning Your Novel then you probably have a feeling for what I am about to talk about, if not— then prepare yourself.

It’s time for me to give you the best piece of advice that ever came from my many years taking creative writing classes in college. My amazing professor once said something that I have coined "The Marcy Rule" (because her name was Marcy :p and everyone needs to know that she came up with this). It goes like this:

The Marcy Rule

Story rises from character, not the other way around.

What does this mean? I find that a lot of writers are under the assumption that the plot is the primary agent in a story— and that characters are secondary. And I totally get where this misunderstanding comes from. People are taught in school that events make history. People are taught to memorize events and dates as what happened in their past. This is not good, because it forgets about the driving agent(s) behind these events.

Would you say that the most important factor in history is the events that happened (plot) or the people that lived through those days (character)?

Of course it’s the people. Story rises from character, and thus is it character that drives the story forward.

Though… I think that you already know that, writerly friend. As you said in your question— you keep trying to toss your character into plots but they don’t follow along. It’s almost as though you’re forcing events into a timeline, and you find that your lead actor is not interested in going with this script. Now, let’s look at this from the point of view of that question I get all the time:

What do I do if I have a character, but no story or plot to go with them?

You see, this is problematic, because it assumes that plot is primary— and that characters are secondary. I believe this is doing your characters an injustice. Your story does not revolve around events and dates and points on a timeline— they revolve around you, and your actions and your choices and your dreams and your goals.

Take a moment (or a few) to sit down and ask yourself this question:

  • What does this character want, and what are they willing to do to get it?

Everybody wants something. There is nothing too big or too small to write a story about. Again, people get this idea in their head that every book should be an epic story of war and death and saving the world— but I can tell you that a story about a character dealing with their own personal turmoil, and their dreams of finally overcoming their depression and being able to get up in the mornings… that can be a story as good, if not better than any ‘epic.’

So. Take this with you. Ask your characters what they want, and start following them. Don’t get in the way of the story— you are not the mastermind plotting out a plan, you are the camera-crew. Your job is to tell this character’s story. So, follow them. See where their story goes.

As a final note. Remember that everyone wants to live an ‘easy’ life, but nothing worth having ever comes easily. Every choice comes with a price, every action comes with an opposite reaction. Your character can desire to live an ‘easy’ life as much as they want… but fate always tends to get in the way of such things c;

I hope this helps! if you, or any other writerly friend has any more questions, then make sure to send them my way!

Keep writing~ ♥︎

vvivaa:

i was in a really boring lecture yesterday and this was the result….I am in fact one of those people who do listen better while doodling so this is actually a testament to me being a good student ;)

vvivaa:

i was in a really boring lecture yesterday and this was the result….I am in fact one of those people who do listen better while doodling so this is actually a testament to me being a good student ;)

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